Still Hating on the French

Ann Coulter is a raving bitch. I've always had a sense that she was curious in a rotten sort of way and perhaps a counterbalance to someone like Dowd. I am now convinced that she is nothing like the clever, cynical writer from the New York Times. No Ann Coulter is just like her Savior in the White House: An anti-intellectual policy hack. This latest stream of realization bubbled up after witnessing that blonde Siren yammering on MSNBC. It was an accident resulting from my roomate's tendency to watch random news channels at even more random times.
"We should feel a little sad for John Kerry, I mean, he may look French, but at the end of the Day the guy is an American." quoth a self-confident and gloating Coulter.
I was just sitting there minding my own business and some talking head on the cable news channel was trying to get reactions from Coulter as well as some obligatory Liberal. What was his name? Well, it really doesn't matter, he just sputtered and slurred his words like some sort of hard case when Coulter came after him. She was awash in the glow of election redemption. Yes! We have it now! It's all in our hands and the those sorry Sons-a-bitches on the Right and Left Coasts are going to pay dearly for their insolence. Behold!
Well, so really thats just a translation of the steely glint in her eye coupled congruently with a smirk stretched and affixed with permanent glee.
She is worse than the most obnoxious Liberal I can put my finger on right now: Moore. They both say incendiary things, but at least Moore is not under the mistaken impression that he is a spokesman for the Second Coming.
After all this, her side pulling it out by less than three percent (Not a Mandate, George) the best she can come up with is to repeat the idiotic and xenophobic suggestion that Kerry's Gallic countenance is a reflection, not of some inner JFK (Blue Stater before it was cool and a Catholic to boot!), but of some nascent wuss. More Chamberlain than Churchill. She is a moron and should, I think, look forward with plausible faith for a Bush nomination to the post of Poet Laureate.